Thursday, September 22, 2011

When Birds Attack

When I’m asked 'So how that acting thing going?' I quickly pray that a flock of birds fly into my head just so I don't have to respond.

Now, let me provide some context. This isn't because I am not thrilled that someone other than myself cares enough to ask (yet alone remember) about my acting thing, but because quite frankly, 9 out of 10 times there isn't anything to share. I’m not praying for the movie Birds to be recreated because I am protecting my pride (wait..what pride?). My efforts are to protect the poor soul who asked.  I mean, they pushed aside all the important things going on their life to ask me about acting. I would imagine their internal dialogue that generated the initial ask went something like this:

‘Oh hey, there’s Sarah (she looks hot).  That reminds me, I need to let her know I <got promoted > <had a baby><got hit by a meteor><met Michael Cane>.  But wait, she acts.  I bet she has made huge strides in her career and is on the fringe of stardom (
good thing I met Michael Cane because I have some tips for her).  But before I share about me, let me first ask about her.”

How disappointed would this person be to get the response ‘Oh…my acting thing. Yeah, well that’s going great. <awkward pause> In my acting class last week I was really able to articulate my character’s internal struggles of being a transvestite-cat-lover while also having a true passion for tango.’  

A flock of birds hitting my head is so much more entertaining and enjoyable than hearing
that.


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